Sunday 6 March 2011

Wikio Dickio - The Truth

A minion has alerted me to a possible outbreak of bullshit on the normally solid Big News Margate over the subject of size.

Being immortal has its benefits, so I had a quick chat with Albert Einstein, an excitable bloke in a toga who kept talking about his screw and of course the schoolboy’s friend Pythagoras. I gave him a break from trying to bend the right-angle and showed him the numbers too.

The results are startling. Apparently they are inversely proportionate to the size of the blogger’s dick.

Thanet Coast with a score of  3221, when calculated, equates to an 11 inch dick. So those of you with even a basic grasp of pure mathematics can work out the relative size of the others in the list.

Doubtless Thanet Coast will be a big hit with the ladies and good luck to him!

So to my helpful minion, thank you, but this is not strictly bullshit, more an amusing mathematical/pornographic exercise for those with way too much time on their hands!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Enid Blyton were alive (And perhaps you are best placed to know her current whereabouts) and suppose she were a blogger.

Your argument implies that no one would be following the blog adventures of Noddy with Big Ears and the ferocious Golliwogs. On the basis Ms Blyton had no dick at all ?

Best wishes Bye

Nomial Theorem

Anonymous said...

Some are of the opinion that Einstein got his inspiration from the Bern patent office where he worked as a clerk and "could barely tie his shoelaces" according to one former colleague.

Not that this should detract from your theory, which is otherwise highly plausible, lol.

Anonymous said...

As a matter of fact Archimedes is a hero in Maidstone officially recorded in the town hall of fame.

The Maidstone folk flush their lavvies, away with the waste by the inexorable force of gravity until ?

Aylesford Lock sewage pumping station adjoing the Medway.

There, right at the boundary between men of kent and kentish men turns day and night the Archimedes screw lifting the waste of Maidstone to a new level for treatment.

But for that screw the basements and cellars of Maidstone would backfill with sewage. The Town Hall were always aghast of the thought their town could become like Thanet, full of ....

Anonymous said...

Wasn't that Reg Archimedes who ran the Kebab shop?