Thursday 31 March 2011

I Wish to Make a Complaint.......



I hear poor Mark Nottingham has become Thanet’s answer to Monty Python’s Parrott.

People of Northwood complained at his lack of activity only to be informed he was shagged out after long squawk on his weblog telling all of his greatness.

They were told he was resting when he wouldn’t return their calls.

He would be photographed by the Gazette in his beautiful red plumage.

When in Northwood, he would pine for the Lewisham frauds

Bereft of political life.

He's nearly an ex-Councillor.

He’s been shuffled off his political perch and joined the Committee Invisible

The only reason he would stay in a room in Northwood was because he was nailed to his chair by party activists!

Anyway, enough of the Python.

There have been huge amounts of self-righteous bullshitting surrounding the suspension of Cllr Mark Nottingham from the Labour Party.

In his thirteen page web rant, he lists a career which has never involved a real day’s work in nearly 30 years. Is this something to be proud of? Shows just how removed he is from real life!

The liberal bleeding hearts are queuing up to wring their hands with despair at his departure from the bossom of the Thanet Labour Group, like its going to make a difference to his life!

It’s not as if he's been made redundant and is going to be slung out on his arse like ordinary people are.

What makes me fall about laughing is the fact that Nottingham is still employed on the Brussels gravy train, completely funded by you the taxpayer. A nice gold-plated pension, and no financial worries while the rest of you poor mortals lie awake at night worrying about cash and bills etc, or how long you can keep your job.

He’s laughing his arse off.

And HE wants sympathy?

7 comments:

The Gent said...

A classic summary of the actual state of affairs. I for one shed no tears for Nottingham, but amused to see on an earlier post, that I am also cast in the Clive Hart camp.

Some folk really have got their wires crossed, though it is fun to remain in the closet for a while. Maybe I will emmerge in my true colours later and they certainly are not red, or pink I hasten to add.

Thanet Reaper said...

Aah but you, dear Gent are underestimating the intellectual capacity of aforesaid folk!

Readit said...

I know who the Reaper is, ROBIN HOOD, he's never been keen on the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Or maybe Frier Tuck (Oops nearly got that wrong), well know Thanet Chish n Fip Shoppe proprietor.

Anonymous said...

Well 'The Gent', that says it all, if you are Tory minded and have an interest in deflecting the heat off Kay Dark and Clive Hart. We can conclude that Kay and Clive are an asset to the Conservative party in the coming elections!!!

Anonymous said...

Readit, u r behind the times...apparently Clive Hart is the sheriff of Nottingham and clearly the Reaper is his best mate so unlikely to be Robin Hood.

The Gent said...

You make an interesting point 7:03 but I think all the current Labour councillors, Nottingham included, are an asset to the Tories and all other parties. Frankly, if they cannot sort out petty disagreements within the local party, how could they be trusted to run the district.

Anonymous said...

The Gent - The Reaper -I can't tell who is brown nosing who?!?!