Saturday 5 March 2011

Trust Me I'm a Working Class Person - Honest Guv!

Bloody stroll-on-mate! The bullshit is flying thick and fast in Thanet today. My new hobby is in danger of becoming a full-time job! This is where being immortal and not needing to sleep has its advantages.

There is a new proposition before my minions and the people of Thanet.

I shall conduct this in a democratic way lest I be accused of bias.

Does a politician saying he is a life member of the Campaign for Real Ale (CAMRA) make him:

1) A man of the people?
2) A genuine Working Class person with a real job?
3) A manipulative bastard who thinks the electorate is stupid?
4) A patronising bastard who can only get a reference from his in-laws?
5) A compulsive liar who pretends to care about people?
6) A bastard?

Answers in the comments section and I’ll publish your verdict when it agrees with mine

22 comments:

derick97 said...

Has to be (3)

Thanet Reaper said...

Outstanding young minion of doom. The democratic process works even in death.

Anonymous said...

"Ale fellow helmet, you are not allowed to drink alcohol until you are no longer a miner"

Well thank feck Maggie took care of that one for us eh ?

Anonymous said...

That was a CAMRA joke. Could you tell tho ?

Anonymous said...

4)

Anonymous said...

4 you say ? What's really going on here ? Only voting for numbers with rational roots I'll be bound.

Thanet Reaper said...

Nobody loves a smart arse!

Anonymous said...

3 and 4!

Anonymous said...

A rich bastard.

Marcus said...

Having looked through this blog I expected to find something interesting or a blogger actually doing something beneficial for Thanet. Instead all I have found is a blog set on attacking one person. How very shameful of you "reaper" were you bullied at school and feel the need to attack someone? And all your anonymous followers are obviously spineless "minions" as you would say. Honestly grow a pair!! I'm not afraid of the "reaper" and I shall reveal your identity and ridicule you on a blog. Hmm shall I call it - one knob in kent? Enjoy.

Peter Bowell said...

Well said Marcus.... I was thinking similar thoughts whilst flicking through this blog, it does appear to be an attack on one person with a couple of distracting stories thrown in!!

Thanet Reaper said...

Oh dear.

I appear to have touched a nerve.
Excellent!
Keep up the good work Peter Mucous Bowell or whatever.
You sanctimonious types are always good for a laugh.

Peter Bowell said...

What a waste of space you are reaper. Why dont you reveal your identity or are you shy? Do you not have an intelligent reply? I would be more than happy to meet with you for a debate on your issues.

Thanet Reaper said...

I don't debate with over-emotional, easily-upset mortals. They're not capable of seeing the funny side of anything, least of all themselves!

P.S. You will get to meet me.
Everyone does in the end!

Anonymous said...

No doubt I'll be sitting opposite you in the next council meeting.

Thanet Reaper said...

You'll recognise me instantly.
I have an enormous scythe!

Peter Bowell said...

Reaper, On a serious note, I read your blog, I see a lot of rubbish, however I see some interesting items. Perhaps you would benefit from several pieces of information that I have...... Things that would rattle your bones........

Thanet Reaper said...

You're just such a tease!

And there was me, thinking you thought I was a waste of space.

I'm touched.

Peter Bowell said...

Depends if you would like to know the a couple of things about Laura Sandys....... oh now that is a subject for sore eyes.......

Thanet Reaper said...

Does it involve bullshit?

Peter Bowell said...

Lots of it Reaper..... Unbelievable bullshit.... I have pages and pages of incriminating bullshit on her! Bearing in mind I am not politically biased this makes for interesting reading.

Anonymous said...

Would you also like to be furnished with the Kay Dark bullshit - on paper and signed by someone higher up in the chain??