"Are you over 50, worried about impending redundancy, incapable of speaking in coherent sentences, have very limited intelligence, a grudge against the world, no accomplishments, no sense of humour and looking for a way to make a few quid by posturing but actually doing bugger all? Then the Liberal Democrats are the Party for you."
"Are you a balding moron, and totally unemployable? Do you run a failed website full of toxic delusions and desperate pleas for employment and funds. Are you a complete loser with delusions of grandeur and a desperate need to have your limited intellect massaged by fellow morons? Then the Liberal Democrats are for you."
I thought no more about them until I spotted what looked like Etonian Flaig! I couldn’t be sure as he looked about 20 years older than his blog photo and was standing next to a Pratt in a Hat trying very hard not to look like a berk and failing miserably. The article says they are the new future saviours of the world, so I see the above mentioned vacancies have been filled by the two most vacant bloggers in Thanet.
This whole thing has the acrid stench of bullshit and penury surrounding it. I notice Etonian's political launch has a nice Google advert next to it so he can raise a few shekels and I'm sure the Pratt in the Hat,(recently a Registered Labour Blogger!) will be advertising enhancements to the male anatomy next to his party political fantasy too.
I'm sure the sudden urge to be of public service has nothing to do with being a bit skint?
Of course not, LOL!
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Well the poor old Lib/Dems are taking a real pasting, even from beyond the grave now.
See Nick Glegg, having decided to campaign against middle class privilege, is exposed in today's papers as having got his first couple of jobs through daddy's friends. You really could not make it up with this lot.
No, give me a good old fashioned wind breaking Labourite like Prescott or a silver spoon fed Tory like Cameron any day, in preference to these limp wristed all things to all persuassions types.
Enjoyed your post, TR, and pissed myself laughing - the real test of the written wit.
presumAbly this what passes for clever in conservative hedquarters
Strange comment, Anon, for I was under the impression everyone thought this was Clive Hart's 'let's dig the dirt on Nottingham' site. Hardly Conservative party HQ.
Funny how the Reaper has suddenly lost his tongue isn't it. Used to be very quick with his counter comments. Too busy out campaigning for Clive? Or has he died a death for fear of being exposed? Shouldn't dish it if he can't take it.
Actually, 8:42, I don't think the Reaper can die. Might resurrect, of course, but that's another story.
How confusing that in the space of a few comments, one is accusing the site of being Conservative HQ whilst another suggests the Reaper is out campaigning for Clive Hart.
I know that some people think all politicians are the same but this is bordering on ridiculous.
Fear not dear minions.
I am still here in the nether world.
Who is this Clive chappie you keep going on about?
Clive chappie is the illustrious leader of the Thanet Labour group, a collection of like minded intellectuals, who seek to rule Thanet with progressive left wing policies whilst keeping themselves fit with some vigerous daily breast stroking.
Amongst their far sighted plans for the future are collecting up dog poo and reducing the number of councillors by getting rid of all the ones who don't like Clive chappie.
Love your blog, Grim Reaper. If I were to hazard a guess, i would be inclined to think that you are a reincarnated ECR who has forgotten to pay the euroferryman.
Anon 19.56
You r v much mistaken if u genuinely think the Reaper is a reincarnated ECR, although that is exactly what Clive Hart's biggest supporter would want u to think.
Actually I would say the more likely scenario is that the Reaper is a Local Labour councillor who appears to have a convenient case of dementia, evidenced by the fact that he appears to have forgotten that he wrote a whole post on his glorious leader's hair a few weeks ago and is now asking 'who is this Clive Chappie?'
Anon 06.32
All I can say is the Reaper has lost the plot! He is running out of people to attack - this is a manufactured blog by someone loyal to Clive Hart to bring down all around him and make him look fantastic - I live the fact he says who is this Clive Chappie when if you look back in his blog he has done a bit about him and put his picture up!!
Spineless Reaper - People can see what you are trying you do!
Gosh!
Did you work all that out by yourself?
Impressive intellect!
@reaper
Yes I did work it out myself! I'm also sure my intellect level is superior to yours as your blog is clearly an attack site and people can see through it!
Rejoice dear mortals!
The Prat-In- The-Hat a.k.a. Please Send Money and Chippy (I'm not really in it for the free food) Tone came NOWHERE.
Actually, that could be the story of both their lives so far!
"Vanity is definitely my favourite sin"
Poor Fat Tone was even challenging MP's to answer him as his ego completely overtook his intellect. The Prat-In-The-Hat was actually standing upright and talking at the same time but only for short periods.
Thank you both for providing hours of entertainment for so many.
Is it true that "Chippy Tone" is releasing a health and fitness DVD?
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