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Now that I have swarms of Minions aware of my interest in exposing all things bullshit in Thanet. I find myself in receipt of interesting nuggets, or should I say steaming piles of the stuff for my perusal on an almost daily basis.

Following conversations with Caesar and Brutus, I know that as a breed, most politicians are pretty slimy when it comes to advancement up the greasy pole or a better position along the trough.  However, an outstanding candidate for recognition in plumbing new depths in this slippery game of musical chairs is a female member of the Thanet Labour Group named after a delicate flower. How ironic!

This particular flower is about as delicate as a Venus fly trap with an intellect to match. Her idea of subtlety is to sniff around the party faithful and anyone with influence in Thanet volunteering her services to talk people to death on their behalf.

Her technique is simple but deadly. She just keeps talking, shouting and screaming at her victims until they agree just to shut her up. Then she proceeds to bending the truth of any issue she's hired to support into impossible pretzels of delusional bullshit that can only convince the most adamant of morons!

Anyone watching her activities would think she is expecting the beautifully coiffed Leader Cllr Hart to suddenly retire following an accident with a trouser press, high explosives or while handling the plague virus!

Perhaps she is of the Hermodactylus variety? Yes, you will have to Google that!

It’s all a bit weird after she pledged her undying loyalty to said leader not so long ago when a "Northwood Nasty" was trying bore him (and us!) into submission (13 pages of bleating) to get a better position.

A desperate, high-profile campaign of taking credit for just about anything positive happening in Thanet has reduced most of us here in the underworld to hysterics, especially Nemesis!

Issues which aren’t even in her own ward and about which she has no understanding or influence are being touted as her single-handedly putting the world to rights.

Rumour has it she’s even having Spanish Lessons and is considering changing her name to Evita

She is in the Gazette as appeasing both Developers and Residents at EXACTLY the same time. This is bordering on the miraculous and a few of us are waiting to see if she’ll have a bash at parting the Wantsum channel for an encore before 5th May.

In the meantime, I suggest Cllr Hart wears a Kevlar vest when near the fly trap especially at functions where cutlery or trouser presses are nearby!


STOP PRESS:  I have been informed by Mr Turner (who is seriously pissed off) that she is now taking the credit for the original idea of a Gallery, the design of the building and all of the artwork!

Is there no end to this woman's talents?

ANOTHER STOP PRESS!  She is now taking the credit for the lovely weather that you dear mortals of the Isle are basking in.

Thanet Job Spot

Perusing the interweb thingy in my lair the other day, I happened upon the following adverts.

"Are you over 50, worried about impending redundancy, incapable of speaking in coherent sentences, have very limited intelligence, a grudge against the world, no accomplishments, no sense of humour and looking for a way to make a few quid by posturing but actually doing bugger all? Then the Liberal Democrats are the Party for you."

A later ad stated.

"Are you a balding moron, and totally unemployable? Do you run a failed website full of toxic delusions and desperate pleas for employment and funds. Are you a complete loser with delusions of grandeur and a desperate need to have your limited intellect massaged by fellow morons? Then the Liberal Democrats are for you."

I thought no more about them until I spotted what looked like Etonian Flaig! I couldn’t be sure as he looked about 20 years older than his blog photo and was standing next to a Pratt in a Hat trying very hard not to look like a berk and failing miserably. The article says they are the new future saviours of the world, so I see the above mentioned vacancies have been filled by the two most vacant bloggers in Thanet.

This whole thing has the acrid stench of bullshit and penury surrounding it. I notice Etonian's political launch has a nice Google advert next to it so he can raise a few shekels and I'm sure the Pratt in the Hat,(recently a Registered Labour Blogger!) will be advertising  enhancements to the male anatomy next to his party political fantasy too.

I'm sure the sudden urge to be of public service has nothing to do with being a bit skint?

Of course not,  LOL!